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iPhone 5 rumours

Post by Toddmovers » Mon Aug 29, 2011 6:45 pm

iPhone 5 (or the iPhone 4S, as some are calling it) rumours are flying thick and fast - indeed, it's become somewhat of a storm with the industry convinced that the new handset will make its debut in September 12.
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Re: iPhone 5 rumours

Post by H20nly » Mon Aug 29, 2011 6:46 pm

i heard that the iPhone 5 has fake tits.
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Re: iPhone 5 rumours

Post by condra » Mon Aug 29, 2011 7:38 pm

I heard it had an affair, with Paris Hilton.
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Re: iPhone 5 rumours

Post by john gordon » Mon Aug 29, 2011 10:08 pm

i heard a blow up steve jobs doll, with a disposable penis comes with it.
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Re: iPhone 5 rumours

Post by aisling » Mon Aug 29, 2011 11:08 pm

I hear it is the only FDA approved penile enhancing/enlarging device
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Re: iPhone 5 rumours

Post by squelcht » Tue Aug 30, 2011 12:22 am

I heard it doubles as a self-defense weapon & shoots fkn lasers out of the camera lens. They call it the "DROID KILLER"...Literally.
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Re: iPhone 5 rumours

Post by H20nly » Tue Aug 30, 2011 9:13 pm

i heard it gives you pancreatic cancer.
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Re: iPhone 5 rumours

Post by aisling » Tue Aug 30, 2011 9:35 pm

H20nly wrote:i heard it gives you pancreatic cancer.
FTW :lol: :lol: :lol: so true.
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Re: iPhone 5 rumours

Post by footsy » Wed Aug 31, 2011 3:17 pm

Lol, it's fake.
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Re: iPhone 5 rumours

Post by Observer-A » Fri Sep 02, 2011 5:17 pm

I heard it has a Shake Weight built in to it.
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Re: iPhone 5 rumours

Post by Da hand » Sun Sep 04, 2011 7:56 pm

I heard it runs on android :P
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Re: iPhone 5 rumours

Post by The Carpet Cleaner » Mon Sep 05, 2011 11:29 am

I heard that people talking about rumors about iPhone 5 are 'tards
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Re: iPhone 5 rumours

Post by H20nly » Tue Sep 06, 2011 6:01 am

but how are they supposed to know what day to take off work/school to sit outside and be among the first to own one with the original unpatched OS?
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Re: iPhone 5 rumours

Post by rote fahne » Tue Sep 06, 2011 1:23 pm

I heard they come with pantyhose.

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Re: iPhone 5 rumours

Post by RECYCLE BIN » Fri Sep 09, 2011 6:50 pm

Pink IPHONE 5
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