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iPhone 5 rumours
Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2011 6:45 pm
by Toddmovers
iPhone 5 (or the iPhone 4S, as some are calling it) rumours are flying thick and fast - indeed, it's become somewhat of a storm with the industry convinced that the new handset will make its debut in September 12.
Re: iPhone 5 rumours
Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2011 6:46 pm
by H20nly
i heard that the iPhone 5 has fake tits.
Re: iPhone 5 rumours
Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2011 7:38 pm
by condra
I heard it had an affair, with Paris Hilton.
Re: iPhone 5 rumours
Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2011 10:08 pm
by john gordon
i heard a blow up steve jobs doll, with a disposable penis comes with it.
Re: iPhone 5 rumours
Posted: Mon Aug 29, 2011 11:08 pm
by aisling
I hear it is the only FDA approved penile enhancing/enlarging device
Re: iPhone 5 rumours
Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 12:22 am
by squelcht
I heard it doubles as a self-defense weapon & shoots fkn lasers out of the camera lens. They call it the "DROID KILLER"...Literally.
Re: iPhone 5 rumours
Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 9:13 pm
by H20nly
i heard it gives you pancreatic cancer.
Re: iPhone 5 rumours
Posted: Tue Aug 30, 2011 9:35 pm
by aisling
H20nly wrote:i heard it gives you pancreatic cancer.
FTW
so true.
Re: iPhone 5 rumours
Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2011 3:17 pm
by footsy
Lol, it's fake.
Re: iPhone 5 rumours
Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2011 5:17 pm
by Observer-A
I heard it has a Shake Weight built in to it.
Re: iPhone 5 rumours
Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2011 7:56 pm
by Da hand
I heard it runs on android
Re: iPhone 5 rumours
Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2011 11:29 am
by The Carpet Cleaner
I heard that people talking about rumors about iPhone 5 are 'tards
Re: iPhone 5 rumours
Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 6:01 am
by H20nly
but how are they supposed to know what day to take off work/school to sit outside and be among the first to own one with the original unpatched OS?
Re: iPhone 5 rumours
Posted: Tue Sep 06, 2011 1:23 pm
by rote fahne
I heard they come with pantyhose.
Re: iPhone 5 rumours
Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2011 6:50 pm
by RECYCLE BIN
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