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Of particular recommendation are the 'listen' tracks on cds 9 and 8.

(Beware, this material had my wife literally crying on the floor!)

Wow,
that's truly humbling, this woman can really hold a note.
No wait ... I meant strangle.

Wow Paul McCartney's lookin different these days - doesnt quite sound the same either.

lol saw this chick on "Rove Live"....

He was talkin her up like it was the best thing

Sooooo bad

edit: Reminds me of "I'm So Ronery" off the Team America soundtrack.

-Ben

She was a guest on the new south park.

She got the crap beaten out of her in the show.

Geez, i thought Yoko was bad

Former Pharaoh wrote:Geez, i thought Yoko was bad

Is yoko dead? I only ask because the only way I could conceive of reading those words: 'yoko WAS bad', is in the past tense - Like: 'she WAS bad when she WAS alive.'

In the present tense it just doesn't make sense - there is no conceivable way anybody of sound mind could be using anything other than 'yoko IS bad' as a descriptive sentence, and saying 'she WAS bad', intending it to be interpreted in the present tense would be a grammatical nonsense so the only other possibility is that she's dead. No actually, there's one more possibility and that's that you're not of sound mind.

Actually yoko's not really that bad.

Who started this?[/i]

forge wrote:

Former Pharaoh wrote:Geez, i thought Yoko was bad

Is yoko dead? I only ask because the only way I could conceive of reading those words: 'yoko WAS bad', is in the past tense - Like: 'she WAS bad when she WAS alive.'

In the present tense it just doesn't make sense - there is no conceivable way anybody of sound mind could be using anything other than 'yoko IS bad' as a descriptive sentence, and saying 'she WAS bad', intending it to be interpreted in the present tense would be a grammatical nonsense so the only other possibility is that she's dead. No actually, there's one more possibility and that's that you're not of sound mind.

Actually yoko's not really that bad.

Who started this?[/i]

You must be REAAAAAALY bored. But so am I (waiting for my bimbo vocalist)....
I said i THOUGHT.....THOUGHT is PAST tense so theoretically, I can use the remainder of the sentence in past tense.
I is hoping I are making myself cleared.

Former Pharaoh wrote:

forge wrote:

Former Pharaoh wrote:Geez, i thought Yoko was bad

Is yoko dead? I only ask because the only way I could conceive of reading those words: 'yoko WAS bad', is in the past tense - Like: 'she WAS bad when she WAS alive.'

In the present tense it just doesn't make sense - there is no conceivable way anybody of sound mind could be using anything other than 'yoko IS bad' as a descriptive sentence, and saying 'she WAS bad', intending it to be interpreted in the present tense would be a grammatical nonsense so the only other possibility is that she's dead. No actually, there's one more possibility and that's that you're not of sound mind.

Actually yoko's not really that bad.

Who started this?[/i]

You must be REAAAAAALY bored. But so am I (waiting for my bimbo vocalist)....
I said i THOUGHT.....THOUGHT is PAST tense so theoretically, I can use the remainder of the sentence in past tense.
I is hoping I are making myself cleared.

"I thought Yoko is bad." To pick nits, would indeed be gramatically INcorrect.

Yoko is not sang as bad as this woman was, Yoko performs some bad stuff in the past that can be true, but when I heard her coming album I will have make up my mind not previously.

Angstrom wrote:Yoko is not sang as bad as this woman was, Yoko performs some bad stuff in the past that can be true, but when I heard her coming album I will have make up my mind not previously.

now that's more int the spirit!

Actually the comment was more a dig at yoko than anybodys grammar, tongue firmly planted in cheek

This woman lives in my city, she's FAMOUS!

Can't wait to see the South Park episode!!

Pitch Black wrote:This woman lives in my city, she's FAMOUS!

How famous? Well, she's about to have a cameo on South Park (No Shit!)

cheers
paddy

it's a sign of our times - People are now actually being consciously made famous for being BAD.

back on Yoko for a sec ...

I am in Liverpool, where Yoko was invited last year to do some public artwork for the Liverpool art Biennial. Yoko and the Liverpool public obviously have a poor relationship - this was meant to 'heal' it somehow.

Yoko decided to print up huge pictures of her , ahem 'lady garden', yes thats right - huge close ups of her nether regions... which were hung around the city streets. They were about 12 feet high.

It was widely perceived as Yoko saying ' C**ts! '

it made me laugh anyway

Angstrom wrote:back on Yoko for a sec ...

I am in Liverpool, where Yoko was invited last year to do some public artwork for the Liverpool art Biennial. Yoko and the Liverpool public obviously have a poor relationship - this was meant to 'heal' it somehow.

Yoko decided to print up huge pictures of her , ahem 'lady garden', yes thats right - huge close ups of her nether regions... which were hung around the city streets. They were about 12 feet high.

It was widely perceived as Yoko saying ' C**ts! '

it made me laugh anyway

jesus.

Never have I heard such a concise description of hell.

The mere thought of being in Liverpool and having to look at 12ft tall pictures of Yoko Ono's twat is more terrifying than facing all 13 circles of Dante's inferno at once.