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Hey guys! I find when I'm eating hot dogs late at night when I'm drunk and ketchup squeezes out the end of the bun and lands on my keyboard, that its hard to type. Is anyone else experiencing this problem? Can we get this fixed before live 2 is fixed? Come on Ableton this kinda thing didn't happen in previous versions!
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Alex Reynolds
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Don't want to start a flame war, but have you ever considered switching platforms to Sandwich X ... ? Beside the visually far more refined looks, I'm sure the layer optimisations of Lettuce 1.0 and the Tomato Units implementation , will guarantee you a far better Lif/ve (!) experience ....
Just my 0.02 ...
Just my 0.02 ...
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I don't want to start a flame war either, but there's the whole gas vs charcoal grill platform debate that we haven't begun to touch upon when preparing hot dogs. How hot is hot enough?
And Oscar Meyer vs Ballpark? Where to begin? What about Vegetarianism 3.5a? Personally, I think Steinberg's TofuHund 9.2428 is not a stable product at this point.
-Alex
And Oscar Meyer vs Ballpark? Where to begin? What about Vegetarianism 3.5a? Personally, I think Steinberg's TofuHund 9.2428 is not a stable product at this point.
-Alex
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dirtystudios
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i'll be the one to start the flame war 'cause you people are all morons. this is just a rediculous argument. i can't believe this thread is even being discussed. how often do you go to a show and see hot dogs on stage? harldy ever. what do you see? hamburgers, that's what. take it from the pros, hot dogs are just toys for amatures. anyone who's serious about performing will tell you that burgers are the way to go. sure they're more expensive and don't support as many condiments, but they're sexy as hell, which means the ladies love them, and that's really all that counts.
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Dirtystudios: these are very hard words and I would like to urge you to keep an eye on reality : you call hamburgers the pro-stuff! What are you talking about?! Hamburgers are poor men's Making Waves or Fruity Loops ... softies!!!! , whether they run on mustard or ketchup the real pro only settles for Sandwich X with lettuce layer optimisation and tomato units ??? it's not because some hamburgers start supporting lettuce optimisation and tomato units , that they made it to the Major League ....
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Well I propose we settle this thread and agree that not the looks, nore the individual condiments, nore "who eats what', are the main judging factor, but the overall taste you get out of it, regardless of the ingredients
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That happens when you go the unofficial channels ... big chance on virus'!Alex Reynolds wrote:Urp.. I think I just got salmonella from that last post....
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Dear Support
Eighteen months ago I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2 which I'd used for years without any trouble.
However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.
To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is also incompatible with several other applications, such as Lads Night Out 3.1, Football 2 and Playboy 6.1.
Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better. A shareware beta-programme, Party Girl 2.1 which I tried had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.
Eventually I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to my hardware.
Sensing a way out, I then upgraded to Fiancée 1.0 only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded (at great cost)to Wife 1.0, which I reluctantly agreed to because, whilst Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSex Plus and Cleanhouse 2000.
Shortly after this upgrade however I then discovered that Wife 1.0 can be very unstable and costly to run. For example, any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted.
They then resurfaced months later when I had forgot about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary Explorer and E-mail porn filter, and can, without warning, launch Photostrop and Whingezip!
These latter products have no help files and I have to try and guess what the problem is myself. Additional costly problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring Shoe Shop Browser for new attachments and also Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled
every other week.
Wife 1.0 also spawns unwelcome child processes that also drains my resources. It also conflicted with some of the new games I wanted to try, stating that they are an illegal operation. When Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Audi TT programme it often crashes or runs the system dry.
Wife 1.0 also has a rather annoying pop-up called Mother-in-Law, which can't be turned off.
Recently I've attempted to try Mistress 2000, but there could be problems, a friend has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects the presence of Mistress 2000 it tends to delete all my MS Money files before un-installing itself.
Any Ideas ?
Eighteen months ago I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2 which I'd used for years without any trouble.
However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off.
To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is also incompatible with several other applications, such as Lads Night Out 3.1, Football 2 and Playboy 6.1.
Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better. A shareware beta-programme, Party Girl 2.1 which I tried had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.
Eventually I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to my hardware.
Sensing a way out, I then upgraded to Fiancée 1.0 only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded (at great cost)to Wife 1.0, which I reluctantly agreed to because, whilst Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with FreeSex Plus and Cleanhouse 2000.
Shortly after this upgrade however I then discovered that Wife 1.0 can be very unstable and costly to run. For example, any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted.
They then resurfaced months later when I had forgot about them. Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary Explorer and E-mail porn filter, and can, without warning, launch Photostrop and Whingezip!
These latter products have no help files and I have to try and guess what the problem is myself. Additional costly problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring Shoe Shop Browser for new attachments and also Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled
every other week.
Wife 1.0 also spawns unwelcome child processes that also drains my resources. It also conflicted with some of the new games I wanted to try, stating that they are an illegal operation. When Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Audi TT programme it often crashes or runs the system dry.
Wife 1.0 also has a rather annoying pop-up called Mother-in-Law, which can't be turned off.
Recently I've attempted to try Mistress 2000, but there could be problems, a friend has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects the presence of Mistress 2000 it tends to delete all my MS Money files before un-installing itself.
Any Ideas ?