OMFG! David Hasselhoff does a House Track.

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OMFG! David Hasselhoff does a House Track.

Post by ChiDJ » Wed Jul 20, 2005 4:24 pm

I know how much we love this guy, (NOT).

This is just truely wrong!

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Post by smart1123 » Wed Jul 20, 2005 4:27 pm

how degrading
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Post by Martyn » Wed Jul 20, 2005 4:44 pm

Don't knock the Hoff! :lol:

:x It's like somebody fed Cher a LOT of testosterone (as if she needed any more)

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Post by djadonis206 » Wed Jul 20, 2005 4:50 pm

Nice, very nice

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Post by kabuki » Wed Jul 20, 2005 5:17 pm

Wow. Fucking terrible. I didn't think anyone could make house music worse than it already was.

This soounds like music that should go in the montage of a bad anime movie about a small boy and his magic stick as they battle the forces of evil King Poo Poo and his army of corn and peanuts.

I mean REALLY BAD.

I go throw up now.
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hoff n stuff

Post by debu_ » Wed Jul 20, 2005 5:33 pm

I opened that up in a tab on my browser that says DJ Magazine: Cutting Edge dance music... :lol: hehehe

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Post by Former Pharaoh » Wed Jul 20, 2005 5:54 pm

I don't mind that Hoff is singing a house tune, but what is REALLY annoying is the use of that stupid vocoder. BOOOOOOOOOOOORING!!!!!!!!
I have absolutely NO RESPECT for DJs/Producers that have no sense of originality. Granted, everything has been done but for fux sake....It's like that one Eric B and Rakim drum loop that everyybody and their dead grandmother used (DUran Duran, Milli Vanilli etc. etc.). :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

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Post by LOFA » Wed Jul 20, 2005 6:02 pm

I don't understand the Hasslehoff phenomena... I just don't get it... Is he really deified in german culture as I've been told? And if so... why?!!!!

I mean knightrider was cool, 80's shows were cool, I once went by the name MCguyver
myself, but Hasselhoff?

In a sort of postmodern, pretensious way I think I get it, but...

If were talking about postmodernism... what does Hasslehoff need to acknowledge Cher for!? Mommy! 8O

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Post by treysmith » Wed Jul 20, 2005 6:07 pm

Dude.. he is freaking hysterical.. he figured out everyone thought he was an ass clown and started totally making his reinventive american career out of it.. pretty smart fella.

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Post by aex1 » Wed Jul 20, 2005 6:20 pm

I like it. i could live with less vocal fx, but the rest i found .. well, mildly pleasing, no less. not too bad for somebody like him, i would have pictured him doing some rock-ballad or do "Looking for freedom pt2". I'll take this cher ripoff over those anytime. The Hoff, you got my vote.
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Post by LOFA » Wed Jul 20, 2005 6:24 pm

I agress, less vocoder and more Hoff! BTW, what is an ass clown?
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Post by cosmosuave » Wed Jul 20, 2005 6:24 pm

I think if there was some kind of German accent going on it might of gave that track some redeeming qualities...
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Post by smutek » Wed Jul 20, 2005 8:09 pm

the track is hot, i heard villalobos play it the other night

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Post by New Yawkah » Thu Jul 21, 2005 1:58 am

paaleeeease! DJ Peter Presta? He lived in Brooklyn til he was 6 or 7 years old- than daddy made some money, so they moved to the suburbs. Not exactly a kid from the city streets... Stop frontin! He's from the suburbs of long island- Seaford to be exact. 99% white upper- middle class suburb. NOT THE STREETS OF BROOKLYN as he claims. He comes from way upper-middle class money, and it reflects in his Mr. Softie beats. It's ok to come from the suburbs, but don't brag and boast about being from a borough! Be honest about who you are and be honest in your music! Anyway, sorry to go off on a tangent there, it just pisses me off when people are ashamed of there background. My cousin went to high school with this guy, and I actually met him a few times, and he is total suburbs, and he should just admit it, embrace it, and get on with his life! His suburban friends feel shunned! But give him credit- skills wize, he is a great DJ- he can cut and scratch like nobody's business, just he has a softcore production style- hence making a mix for Hoff...

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Post by forge » Thu Jul 21, 2005 2:31 am

New Yawkah wrote:paaleeeease! DJ Peter Presta? He lived in Brooklyn til he was 6 or 7 years old- than daddy made some money, so they moved to the suburbs. Not exactly a kid from the city streets... Stop frontin! He's from the suburbs of long island- Seaford to be exact. 99% white upper- middle class suburb. NOT THE STREETS OF BROOKLYN as he claims. He comes from way upper-middle class money, and it reflects in his Mr. Softie beats. It's ok to come from the suburbs, but don't brag and boast about being from a borough! Be honest about who you are and be honest in your music! Anyway, sorry to go off on a tangent there, it just pisses me off when people are ashamed of there background. My cousin went to high school with this guy, and I actually met him a few times, and he is total suburbs, and he should just admit it, embrace it, and get on with his life! His suburban friends feel shunned! But give him credit- skills wize, he is a great DJ- he can cut and scratch like nobody's business, just he has a softcore production style- hence making a mix for Hoff...
up to 7 is quite a while to grow up somewhere - it definitely affects your outlook - I grew up in a really shitty poor area till I was 8 and it definitely had an effect even though we moved to a better suburb at 8

so that is a slightly unfair generalisation, you dont know what the geeza saw before they moved.

Not that I'm in any way defending it cause I havent listened to it or even have a clue who you're talking about, just answering what you said

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