what live really needs

gogmagog · Post by **gogmagog** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 12:58 am

would it be possible for ableton to include something in the next version of LIVE for me...........

i am looking for some kind of robot arm that could wank me off and make a cup of tea at the same time

waddayafink?

Post by **Alex** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 1:26 am

Hi gogmagog,

it is already on our list. In the first version it will make coffee, tea or cholesterol free mineral water with salt flavor. Very probably we will use Ableton's patent IAV (Invisible And flavorless) technology which create any kind of fluid directly from the air, depending on the oxygen rate. Of course you have to pay for it.

We will continue with an adult version for spirits. The glue here is that you cannot drink it to advantage of your health and brain activity. This gives you enough time to invent pretending stories for your friends about the masses of alcohol you are able to drink.

Note sure if that will makes it into a bug fix update.

regards,
/Alex

live(atpompeii) · Post by **live(atpompeii)** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 1:41 am

Will a lite arm version be released?

gogmagog · Post by **gogmagog** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 1:44 am

I have been told that Steinberg are planning on including this feature in their next DAW but it wont respect you in the morning

Post by **Alex** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 1:50 am

I have been told that Steinberg are planning on including this feature in their next DAW but it wont respect you in the morning

yeah, but they do not own IAV technology so it is pretty useless.
And keep in mind ours will have changeable skins.

regards,
/Alex

gogmagog · Post by **gogmagog** » Thu Dec 08, 2005 1:51 am

i think you have had the final word

what live really needs

what live really needs

touche'