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corygilbert · Post by **corygilbert** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 7:43 pm

dude! is that morrissey up top?

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 7:47 pm

corygilbert wrote:dude! is that morrissey up top?

No, it looks French...it must be Gerard Depardieu.

Shoma · Post by **Shoma** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 7:52 pm

nebulae wrote:
corygilbert wrote:dude! is that morrissey up top?
No, it looks French...it must be Gerard Depardieu.

dude, thats an Italian, a French would play an accordeon

Tone Deft · Post by **Tone Deft** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 7:57 pm

Shoma wrote:
nebulae wrote:
corygilbert wrote:dude! is that morrissey up top?
No, it looks French...it must be Gerard Depardieu.
dude, thats an Italian, a French would play an accordeon

An Italian would play the skin flute, he's Dutch.

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 8:01 pm

This IS a skin flute, and this dude ain't no italian...

Tone Deft · Post by **Tone Deft** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 8:07 pm

nebulae wrote:This IS a skin flute, and this dude ain't no italian...

You know that thing you pulled up on to shave your sack? That's a skin flute.

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

"Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more.
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed swine, " retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.
"Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella Mississippi."

AOnline · Post by **AOnline** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 8:47 pm

Not a Dutchby either... look at that bike?! Not dutch for sure. Must be a belgian or a froggy.

ethios4 · Post by **ethios4** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 8:50 pm

Time flies like the wind
Fruit flies like bananas

Shoma · Post by **Shoma** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 8:53 pm

AOnline wrote:Not a Dutchby either... look at that bike?! Not dutch for sure. Must be a belgian or a froggy.

dude, i was in Utrecht a few days ago and seen a bike that was ON the street lamp and it was locked, so nobody would reach it and steal it

Tone Deft · Post by **Tone Deft** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 8:55 pm

Shoma wrote:dude, i was in Utrecht a few days ago and seen a bike that was ON the street lamp and it was locked, so nobody would reach it and steal it

No you weren't.

Shoma · Post by **Shoma** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 8:57 pm

Tone Deft wrote:
Shoma wrote:dude, i was in Utrecht a few days ago and seen a bike that was ON the street lamp and it was locked, so nobody would reach it and steal it
No you weren't.

do you need proofs?

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 9:02 pm

are the proofs funny?

kennerb · Post by **kennerb** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 9:02 pm