I split up with my missus

necho · Post by **necho** » Mon Nov 02, 2009 1:44 pm

What's the internet for, if not for broadcasting your personal life to complete strangers?

3 years - and we share a house.... life's a bitch.

I'm being psychologically waterboarded every day and I'm sharing a room with a cat litter tray.

So - what do you reckon? Binge in the pub until she moves out? Buy a couple of ounces of herb and retreat into my room? Get back into Max/MSP? Buy an Xbox and get a Dominoes menu? All of the above?

UKRuss · Post by **UKRuss** » Mon Nov 02, 2009 1:49 pm

Really???

Are you married or just GF/BF?

Always a harsh time. But, definitely a breeding ground for creative music.]

saw that documentary last night on Fleetwood Mac, essentially 'Rumours' was just songs written by each of the band members to convey their feelings to other band members who were now exes.

They made a few quid from that.

I vote, using the tools you have, write some cool new music.

Oh, and be nice to her even if she isn't being ncie to you. Nothing is worth compromising your inate goodness over.

easier said than done mind...

draganjazz · Post by **draganjazz** » Mon Nov 02, 2009 1:50 pm

necho wrote: I'm being psychologically waterboarded every day and I'm sharing a room with a cat litter tray.

This is the best lyric I've heard in a long time.

UKRuss · Post by **UKRuss** » Mon Nov 02, 2009 1:51 pm

yes, Particularly if the next line is:

'gonna rub her face in it, gonna make her pay'

necho · Post by **necho** » Mon Nov 02, 2009 1:53 pm

Oh HELL yes - time to dig out the old steel-string and smoke a packed of marlboro reds....

Edit: not married, no kids, rental property.... could be worse!

smartass303 · Post by **smartass303** » Mon Nov 02, 2009 1:54 pm

bitches...
i really think its just the time of the year.
my tip: waste yourself.

it never worked for me though,

303

8O · Post by 8O » Mon Nov 02, 2009 1:57 pm

Sorry to hear that, necho: what's the internet for, if not for broadcasting your condolences to complete strangers?

I advise putting your life in overdrive both in terms of work & productivity and in your social life, leading to a series of escalating encounters culminating in gatecrashing an ultra decadent secret society bacchanalian party.

necho · Post by **necho** » Mon Nov 02, 2009 2:04 pm

8O wrote: I advise putting your life in overdrive both in terms of work & productivity and in your social life, leading to a series of escalating encounters culminating in gatecrashing an ultra decadent secret society bacchanalian party.

I like the way you think

Nick Shepherd · Post by **Nick Shepherd** » Mon Nov 02, 2009 2:05 pm

feel sorry for you man - life can suck hard sometimes

couple of ounces shoundt hurt, and try to look on the bright side of life *insert life of brian theme whistling here*

Sage · Post by **Sage** » Mon Nov 02, 2009 2:06 pm

Go shoot up a post office or have sex with a fat girl.

bosonHavoc · Post by **bosonHavoc** » Mon Nov 02, 2009 2:13 pm

draganjazz wrote:
necho wrote: I'm being psychologically waterboarded every day and I'm sharing a room with a cat litter tray.
This is the best lyric I've heard in a long time.

+1
you just may have a hit

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Mon Nov 02, 2009 2:34 pm

First and foremost, sorry for your pain. Secondly, always look at the bright side...you are VERY lucky. You could have been married and had kids and property. What a clusterfucknightmarishhellhole that would have been. Now all you have to mend is your heart. And think of all the puntang you can bang in the process.

UKRuss · Post by **UKRuss** » Mon Nov 02, 2009 2:39 pm

nebulae wrote:puntang

This is missing an umlaut...

logic_user99 · Post by **logic_user99** » Mon Nov 02, 2009 4:08 pm

UKRuss wrote:
nebulae wrote:puntang
This is missing an umlaut...

Two 'u's do it? "Puuntang"?

@necho - Sorry to hear that, chap. With the best will in the world, it's never nice when things come to an end. I'd get your smooke on (I know, I said 'smooke') and make beats 'til the sun comes up. Then sleep. Then play some PS3. Then smooke some more. That'll do it.

H20nly · Post by **H20nly** » Mon Nov 02, 2009 4:15 pm

necho wrote:So - what do you reckon? Binge in the pub until she moves out? Buy a couple of ounces of herb and retreat into my room? Get back into Max/MSP? Buy an Xbox and get a Dominoes menu? All of the above?

Shiiiiiiiit!

All of the above.

Welcome back bro! You survived!

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