Let's not be honest: the boasting thread

[AceLuby]

Neb is my bitch and I force him to get Chuck Norris to do my bidding.

[ollyb303]

AceLuby is my gimp and if he doesn't force neb to get Chuck Norris to do MY bidding, I get Bruce Lee (my other gimp - no, he's not dead, I just wanted everyone to think that) to kick his sorry ass.

[ethios4]

I hacked Windows 7 in under 1 minute.

[john doe by choice]

I only perform cunnilingus in front of a crowd of no less than 500 people, but by the end, they're all cheering for me.
True story, bro.

[nebulae]

I only perform cunnilingus in front of a crowd of no less than 500 people, but by the end, they're all cheering for me.
True story, bro.

Too much raw fish can give you mercury poisoning.

[mikemc]

I only perform cunnilingus in front of a crowd of no less than 500 people, but by the end, they're all cheering for me.
True story, bro.

Too much raw fish can give you mercury poisoning.

If I get mercury poisoning, I just detox by eating some ground glass and then shitting out thermometers.

[nebulae]

I'd buy those.

[sporkles]

I sank the Titanic. Wasn't very hard, either.

[nebulae]

In Avatar, the Tree of Souls was a replica of my penis. Especially in girth.

[beats me]

I can get Live 8 to work for up to 45 minutes without crashing.

[3dot...]

I am the god of hellfire..and I bring you..

[sporkles]

^^ Will be hard to beat.

[Rave]

In Avatar, the Tree of Souls was a replica of my penis. Especially in girth.

The tree was gay though

[ollyb303]

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She's in the next room butt naked. She's not gonna get it though. She doesn't deserve it.

[beats me]

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She's in the next room butt naked. She's not gonna get it though. She doesn't deserve it.

Wouldn't kick her out of the room, but with the entire internet at your disposal for your lie and that is the best you could come up with? How about a redo.