OK, while we wait for the beta, jokes please.

dirtystudios · Post by **dirtystudios** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 3:55 pm

What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common?

They both come on little white crackers.

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plainclothes · Post by **plainclothes** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 4:02 pm

"Harold, why are you such a fat bastard?"

Harold's reply: "Because every time I fucked your mum she gave me a biscuit."

smart1123 · Post by **smart1123** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 4:15 pm

-What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Swap you two fives for a ten

-What has two legs and bleeds alot?

Half a dog

-Why do blondes wear underwear?

Keep their ankles warm

-What did the blonde say after having sex?

You guys all play for the same team?

JAMM · Post by **JAMM** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 4:40 pm

ten years later....

rachmanoff · Post by **rachmanoff** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 5:19 pm

headline from the onion:

Enchanted By Own Innocence, Michael Jackson Molests Self

Left Eye Dominant · Post by **Left Eye Dominant** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 5:54 pm

This one is foul.... but it makes me laugh as it has deep political implications (think Bush and Blair).

Two flies on a piece of shit.

One of them farts.

The other one says...

'Do you mind.... I'm eating my dinner.'

Martyn · Post by **Martyn** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 6:29 pm

How do you circumsize a redneck?

Kick his sister under the chin!

braj · Post by **braj** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 6:30 pm

Why did Michael Jackson get found not guilty?

Because he's white.

Martyn · Post by **Martyn** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 6:31 pm

Whats pink, wrinkly and goes in and out absolutely stinking of piss?

Yer grandparents doin the okey kokey!

kennerb · Post by **kennerb** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 6:54 pm

What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand? (or Spaniards for you EU folks)

Cuatro Cinco!

I love that one because it sounds so un-PC at first then just ends up being stupid.

mosca · Post by **mosca** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 8:11 pm

how do you know when your sister is on her period?

cos your dads cock tastes funny

and an old goody...

whats blue and fucks kids?

me in my lucky blue suit

roby · Post by **roby** » Fri Jun 17, 2005 10:18 pm

Yo momma is so fat, everytime she wears her X-Files t-shirt helicopters land on her.

Former Pharaoh · Post by **Former Pharaoh** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 12:41 am

All of you go outside to a busy street corner and say the following out loud 10 times:

ICED INK

kennerb · Post by **kennerb** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 1:12 am

Former Pharaoh wrote:All of you go outside to a busy street corner and say the following out loud 10 times:

ICED INK

That reminds me of when I was a kid and we'd try to get people to say

I M Sofa King Wee Todd Edd

Still makes me laugh when I think of the look on my dad's face when he realized what he said. I didn't laugh then though. Well for a coupla seconds I did.

dirtystudios · Post by **dirtystudios** » Sat Jun 18, 2005 1:24 am

smart1123 wrote:-What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Swap you two fives for a ten

Speaking of Woody Allen, what do Woody Allen and Arm & Hammer Baking Soda have in common?

They both come in a little yellow box.

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