NOT HAPPY WITH ANDROID

arafel · Post by **arafel** » Wed Oct 19, 2011 2:56 pm

This thread .. Awesumo 2000!
Such vitriol is exactly the review/ critique modern life needs.

Ableton_David · Post by **Ableton_David** » Wed Oct 19, 2011 2:58 pm

Got a few complaints about the title, so I made it a bit more gentlepersonly.

beats me · Post by **beats me** » Wed Oct 19, 2011 3:15 pm

So far this is the only thing in this thread that could remotely be considered defending Android.

Kruddler wrote:I hate Apple

And given LSZ’s reporting that’s about the only thing that can be said in defense of Android.

I have higher hopes for the Windows 8 phones/tablets (or whatever the fuck they are going to be called). It's time for a return to the classic rivalry and to put the near pointless distraction that Google put in front of us behind us.

beats me · Post by **beats me** » Wed Oct 19, 2011 3:21 pm

Ableton_David wrote:Got a few complaints about the title, so I made it a bit more gentlepersonly.

What? We can’t use profanity in titles anymore?

Or is it an accuracy issue where Android is only 99% shit and therefore can’t be considered pure shit by the strictest of definitions?

sporkles · Post by **sporkles** » Wed Oct 19, 2011 3:35 pm

I would like to complain about the current thread title, as it indicates that it's OK to use androids for sexual pleasure, and I take exception to that!

Ableton_David · Post by **Ableton_David** » Wed Oct 19, 2011 3:58 pm

sporkles wrote:I would like to complain about the current thread title, as it indicates that it's OK to use androids for sexual pleasure, and I take exception to that!

duly noted, and unintended. Now I suppose I'd rather not know what androids dream of.

Digidennis_mfl · Post by **Digidennis_mfl** » Wed Oct 19, 2011 4:22 pm

I like android. I dont like iOS, but i do like cupcakes and painting with crayons

Machinesworking · Post by **Machinesworking** » Wed Oct 19, 2011 4:43 pm

beats me wrote:
Ableton_David wrote:Got a few complaints about the title, so I made it a bit more gentlepersonly.

What? We can’t use profanity in titles anymore?

Or is it an accuracy issue where Android is only 99% shit and therefore can’t be considered pure shit by the strictest of definitions?

You couldn't have made a more irrational choice for title, "less than" doesn't in any way shape or form come close to "pure shit". I am not satisfied, would be accurate, but hey when censoring why keep the original intent in tact!

LCZ your index card has been dully updated a filled, take note.

H20nly · Post by **H20nly** » Wed Oct 19, 2011 4:51 pm

^ i dunno, if i don't have a pure shit... like say an 80% shit, i'm less than satisfied. i need a 100% shit when i'm on my throne.

dna598 · Post by **dna598** » Thu Oct 20, 2011 1:12 am

wonder which disagreeable gents complained about the original thread title. seriously??

LoopStationZebra · Post by **LoopStationZebra** » Thu Oct 20, 2011 2:24 am

David is messing with me.

LoopStationZebra · Post by **LoopStationZebra** » Thu Oct 20, 2011 2:30 am

beats again nails it. Time for Microsoft to step up with their latest.

At least with those guys the FAIL is always much more EPIC and almost heartfelt.

And, I must say, I've been intrigued by the early demo vids.

LoopStationZebra · Post by **LoopStationZebra** » Thu Oct 20, 2011 2:44 am

As far as the thread title, yeah...I'd appreciate something more along the lines of the original intent:

I HATE ANDROID

ANDROID IS FOR LOSERS (okay, maybe not that one)

NOT HAPPY WITH ANDROID

ANDROID IS TERRIBLE

I'D RATHER DRINK MY OWN URINE THAN USE ANDROID

There's no swearing in any of those. If by chance people actually got butt hurt because I attacked an OS....

Oh my.

Ableton_David · Post by **Ableton_David** » Thu Oct 20, 2011 9:13 am

dna598 wrote:wonder which disagreeable gents complained about the original thread title. seriously??

Oh now, no need for derogatory insults. There, I've suggested a new one for you.

Ableton_David · Post by **Ableton_David** » Thu Oct 20, 2011 9:13 am

LoopStationZebra wrote:As far as the thread title, yeah...I'd appreciate something more along the lines of the original intent:

I HATE ANDROID

ANDROID IS FOR LOSERS (okay, maybe not that one)

NOT HAPPY WITH ANDROID

ANDROID IS TERRIBLE

I'D RATHER DRINK MY OWN URINE THAN USE ANDROID

There's no swearing in any of those. If by chance people actually got butt hurt because I attacked an OS....

Oh my.

Cool - gone with the "not happy" option.

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