DJRetard is Chris Cowie.

FaX-01 · Post by **FaX-01** » Thu Aug 18, 2005 1:30 am

Magic Mushroom wrote:I'm a bigger dickhead then you'll ever be :2bottlesofshiraz:

Suck on mine mr big dick.

Isn't Shiraz a girls wine? What country is it from? What is the climate like there? What kind of grapes are used? Does it need to be aged? Is it difficult to make? What kind of nose does it have? What does it taste like?
What kind of food does it complement? Is this same wine made in other countries using different names?

Why do you think it's called Shiraz ?
Maybe because of the Grape that's used to produce it

Being a red wine what do you think?
Being that it's posted in this moronic diatribe - oh sorry I meant to say thread who the fuck cares

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And who'd wanna suck yours when you know you're perfectly up for a bit of auto-fellatio every once in a while .
Now toddle off and get into your favourite Yoga position.
You know you want too !

colin_h · Post by **colin_h** » Thu Aug 18, 2005 1:32 am

fuck it's getting stupid around here...

i'm going to the bar.

jackmazzotti · Post by **jackmazzotti** » Thu Aug 18, 2005 2:29 am

What the hell is this, the live forum or shitheads anonymous? Admit who you are or shut up and that goes for any or all of ya! The only reason this goes on is because everybody thinks they are d+d character or something. If you won't say it to a guy in a bar to his face then realize that you are a coward hiding behind your computer screen. I sometimes comment on bossimprov and nobody tallks shit there because you probably will see the person in Boston out and about and will then have to confront them or be confronted.

Be who you are and be real!

I'm Jack Mazzotti and I live in Boston.

Former Pharaoh · Post by **Former Pharaoh** » Thu Aug 18, 2005 2:38 am

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timothyallan · Post by **timothyallan** » Thu Aug 18, 2005 4:31 am

all i know is that all you motherfuckers will never find out my real name!!!

drush · Post by **drush** » Thu Aug 18, 2005 5:31 am

[quote="colin_h"][/quote]

or do the machines make you funky?

Hervé · Post by **Hervé** » Thu Aug 18, 2005 6:11 am

timothyallan wrote:all i know is that all you motherfuckers will never find out my real name!!!

My name is Hervé........

MarkH · Post by **MarkH** » Thu Aug 18, 2005 6:35 am

timothyallan wrote:all i know is that all you motherfuckers will never find out my real name!!!

Hey, I still watch re-runs of Home Improvement. You can run but you can't hide! Muahahah!)

ikeaboy · Post by **ikeaboy** » Thu Aug 18, 2005 10:01 am

Magic Mushroom wrote:I'm a bigger dickhead then you'll ever be :2bottlesofshiraz:

Suck on mine mr big dick.

Isn't Shiraz a girls wine? What country is it from? What is the climate like there? What kind of grapes are used? Does it need to be aged? Is it difficult to make? What kind of nose does it have? What does it taste like?
What kind of food does it complement? Is this same wine made in other countries using different names?

No it was mine. I bought it in the offy accross the road. Rain rain and rain. Round red ones. 8 hours in my stomach hasn't improved it at all

. Uncork and pour. Romanesque. Better than the other puke they have. Cheese and onion crisps. Oh I don't know its not like i travel to check if wine has double lifes abroad complete with alias's.

Now if I've answered all your questions i think i'll slope off and try hide my hangover from my daughter ("I think daddy's getting a cold

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claudek · Post by **claudek** » Thu Aug 18, 2005 10:13 am

well 2 things I can say from this post.

1) WTF is this guy?
2) This is promoting this guys name big time..
(Bad or good promotion..it all does the same..makes the name bigger)

tedriot · Post by **tedriot** » Thu Aug 18, 2005 10:31 am

Did you say Identity Theft ?

ikeaboy · Post by **ikeaboy** » Thu Aug 18, 2005 10:38 am

I don't think he's promoting his name check out this thread

http://www.ableton.com/forum/viewtopic. ... posts+tune

He gets a hard time there, blames Adam Jay for posting under the name Kaiser Soze. Adam gets fed up of accusations and leaves the forum. Tune in next episode.

Actually i think people are getting upset over this one which is unfortunate, but the same shit happens everywhere you get a bunch of musicians, throw in anonyamous shit stirrers this is what you get.

sweetjesus · Post by **sweetjesus** » Thu Aug 18, 2005 12:46 pm

shiraz is from iran, it's the name of a city to the northeast

ikeaboy · Post by **ikeaboy** » Thu Aug 18, 2005 12:55 pm

sweetjesus wrote:shiraz is from iran, it's the name of a city to the northeast

I was not aware of that, your talking aboutr the origin of the grape i imagine seen as the wine i had was a Aussie (Wyndham Est 555). The offlicence i got it from, which i could hit with a stone from my front door, is a little hatch at the side of a pub type and the funny looks i get when i ask for a wine and add a little more detail then the required colour

. Swear i asked for a pealed plum floating in a mans hat filled with perfume.

Sorry for bumping a bad vibe thread but at least I'm off topic

rikhyray · Post by **rikhyray** » Thu Aug 18, 2005 1:23 pm

ikeaboy wrote:I
Actually i think people are getting upset over this one which is unfortunate, but the same shit happens everywhere you get a bunch of musicians, throw in anonyamous shit stirrers this is what you get.

Excuse me but they are DJs not musicians. I always thought there is nothing worse then frustrated artist well now I know there is something worse - frustrated DJs

DJRetard is Chris Cowie.

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