HELP! I'm a Girl!

[DeadlyKungFu]

oh and edit: I know one of you sold out our gender by emailing (pming) Dianna talking bad about us trying to make yourself look like the hero - ASSHOLE!

You know that how?

Ropey Punter's created yet another alter ego and done fucked with all your heads AGAIN.

Henry Ford - 1,293
Ableton.com - 7

I seriously doubt a woman who's DJing, making beats, navigating a scene dominated by men who can be totally superficial, shallow and sleazy would put herself out there with a thread like "Help me, I'm a girl", that's pretty condescending. I would think her guard would be up, be more Grriot girl than 'helpless' girly girl.

Nebulae would try something like this, but he's got more class than that, he wouldn't post "help me I'm a girl". Adonis would pick a blonde, I dunno, any number of you jokers could be doing this, but this is SO Ropey.

If it's all legit and whatnot, classic shit, I'm sure it all comes as no surprise.

[D DAS]

and if you seriously think that her thread title excuses people for posting pictures of women with fake tits, :

spare me the drama you baby, she lives in Hollywood for christs sake. Do you think seeing fake tits is really going to offend her? Have you ever been out on the town in Hollywood before? Obviously not; Hollywood is the other silicone valley.

maybe the fat chick was a little rude, i will admit fat people are just plain gross but I was just trying to make you happy machinesworking.

[D DAS]

mmmmmmmmmm hot dogs

[smutek]

Henry Ford - 1,293
Ableton.com - 7

I really miss Henry Ford.

This thread is bogus. Who cares if "Diana" is a girl or not.

[djadonis206]

I can't believe this - it's the fucking internet, anyone, anybody anywhere is fair game.

and that blasphemous post about Paris is un called for - she's done nothing to hurt nobody

she's a sweet little angel, like a puppy, bent over doggie style

girls can dish it as well as the guys - who gives a fuck

and for the record fake titties are awesome - I'm always eluding to my girl the idea of maybe a little enhancement - you know for your self esteem if anything...

Here's a story about how much I love tits

so there's the pizza joint on capitol hill called Piecora's - me and my old lady went there back in say '98 or '99 and our waitress had these massive boobs - I had just got out of an extra marital affair and this girl kind of looked like her

So I decided to go back because the pizza was good - it turned out she worked around the time I got done with my set at groovetech on Wednesdays - so I'd rally the homies to go get pizza wednesdays nights at 7 - I'd take my girlfriends just to show this waitress I was ballin' (they'd always say something like you only come here because she's got massive boobs!) anywayz - it was awesome until about '02 when all of a sudden she disappeared

so we stopped going to Piecora's - one night I roll into Satellite and there she was - so we started frequenting the Satellite - since it's a bar I became very friendly with her and we had a dialog going

Well we stopped going to Satellite because we drank to much but me and my boy rolled in a couple saturdays ago - she's like "Hey guys" all happy to see us and shit "what's up, I haven;t seen ya'll in a while" - she even bought the first round

but I noticed something different - very different - WTF!!! she got a reduction, a fucking reduction - what fucking girl in her right mind gets a breast reduction!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the point of that story was I'm never going to Satellite again out of principal

a fucking reduction - fuck her!

[thelike5]

Here's a story about how much I love tits

so there's the pizza joint on capitol hill called Piecora's - me and my old lady went there back in say '98 or '99 and our waitress had these massive boobs - I had just got out of an extra marital affair and this girl kind of looked like her

So I decided to go back because the pizza was good - it turned out she worked around the time I got done with my set at groovetech on Wednesdays - so I'd rally the homies to go get pizza wednesdays nights at 7 - I'd take my girlfriends just to show this waitress I was ballin' (they'd always say something like you only come here because she's got massive boobs!) anywayz - it was awesome until about '02 when all of a sudden she disappeared

so we stopped going to Piecora's - one night I roll into Satellite and there she was - so we started frequenting the Satellite - since it's a bar I became very friendly with her and we had a dialog going

Well we stopped going to Satellite because we drank to much but me and my boy rolled in a couple saturdays ago - she's like "Hey guys" all happy to see us and shit "what's up, I haven;t seen ya'll in a while" - she even bought the first round

but I noticed something different - very different - WTF!!! she got a reduction, a fucking reduction - what fucking girl in her right mind gets a breast reduction!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the point of that story was I'm never going to Satellite again out of principal

a fucking reduction - fuck her!

Yeah, at least I hope the pizza is still good over there...

[djadonis206]

Yeah, at least I hope the pizza is still good over there...

I'm not that shallow - I still eat the pizza at least once a week - now it's usually pick up or delivery. I rarely if ever eat there - unless I have a dj gig then Piecoras is the first stop of the night tits or no tits - it's Seattle's best pizza...

but I do base my return trips on wait staff, breast size and quality of food

wait it goes quality of food over fanny or quality of fanny over food - either way I aint going back unless there's something for me to look at - yes I am THAT shallow

[Machinesworking]

spare me the drama you baby, she lives in Hollywood for christs sake.

OMG! that was so macho!!
You are a TOTAL stud! probably lift weights too huh?

[eyeknow]

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Ropey Punter's created yet another alter ego and done fucked with all your heads AGAIN.

ropey punter? I wipe my ass with ropey punter..........

[eyeknow]

It would have to have a very negaitive maudio blurp to be ropey punter.

and a pickture of someone licking a horse's ass...........

[Patch]

I haven't felt the need to contribute in this thread...

UNTIL THIS:

but I noticed something different - very different - WTF!!! she got a reduction, a fucking reduction - what fucking girl in her right mind gets a breast reduction!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

djadonis206 - I salute you. Who the fuck do these bitches think they are? Fuckin' with nature like that? I'm all for girls having "enhancements" - like you say - purely for self-esteem/confidence reasons...

But damn.... Reductions?

[forge]

I haven't felt the need to contribute in this thread...

UNTIL THIS:

but I noticed something different - very different - WTF!!! she got a reduction, a fucking reduction - what fucking girl in her right mind gets a breast reduction!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

djadonis206 - I salute you. Who the fuck do these bitches think they are? Fuckin' with nature like that? I'm all for girls having "enhancements" - like you say - purely for self-esteem/confidence reasons...

But damn.... Reductions?

Adonis, are you sure she just didnt get implants removed?



well, the only one we're waiting for now is DJShiva to give the bull dyke perpective and we will be complete

no wait, we havent had the "assuming the original poster is gay or tranny" and the "I am a girl" is in the kind of "we are family" perspective yet

Fax? you out there? (*ducks*)

[forge]

Ropey Punter's created yet another alter ego and done fucked with all your heads AGAIN.

Henry Ford - 1,293
Ableton.com - 7

Actually I'm pretty sure I've spotted Ropey around these parts a fair bit, but he seems to have turned over a new leaf so I wont out him



But in other breaking news: DJWildstlye really IS back!

http://www.ableton.com/forum/viewtopic. ... 080#278080

[smutek]

and a pickture of someone licking a horse's ass...........

Why would someone lick a horses ass?

[cosmosuave]

and a pickture of someone licking a horse's ass...........

Why would someone lick a horses ass?

Cos it tastes like hay....