How do they shell walnuts so they don't break?

D K · Post by **D K** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 4:27 pm

they're not walnuts. they're dried fetal brains.
soilent nuts....

mikemc · Post by **mikemc** » Fri Mar 23, 2007 4:50 pm

D K wrote:they're not walnuts. they're dried fetal brains.
soilent nuts....

yerk. just in time for lunch ...

hacktheplanet · Post by **hacktheplanet** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 10:45 am

Also, walnuts fucking suck.
Cashews are the superior nuts.

sebovzeoueb · Post by **sebovzeoueb** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 3:52 pm

the_planet wrote:Also, walnuts fucking suck.
Cashews are the superior nuts.

+1

ethios4 · Post by **ethios4** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 6:25 pm

jeskola wrote:Meat grown in dishes from stem cells, never been alive - its the future apparatnyl.

Crazy. I was just talking with a friend last night who works in a research lab here....he was telling me about this machine in his lab that can take raw amino acids and reaarange them into simple living things...as well as his experiments in cloning fish with fluoro skin, multiple heads, etc. Then Ghost in the Shell came up, The Island, cloning, and sorts of ethics questions....freaky, and surely to be used for good and ill.....

"If I had some nuts, hangin on the walls, what did I have honey?"
I said, "Darling you'd have some walnuts."
She said, "Well.. daddy if I had some nuts
on my chest, would those be chestnuts?"
I said, "Hell yes!"
She said, "Well daddy if I had nuts under my chin
would those be chin-nuts?"
I said, "Hell no bitch you'd have a dick in your mouth!"(Emphasis added)

mohler · Post by **mohler** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 8:37 pm

Personally I have a special walnut cracking water tank surrounded by 4x250W sub-woofers through which I play non-GM whale song with a little extra EQ and compression, which sends subsonic standing waves into the water that only affects the shell and causes it to shatter.

After that nuts sink and the shells float so strain off the shells and there you have your undamaged commercially viable walnuts ready for packaging.

I have patented the design but here are some prototype photos

kingtubby · Post by **kingtubby** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 9:51 pm

the_planet wrote:Also, walnuts fucking suck.
Cashews are the superior nuts.

Granted, the Cashew sits atop the Walnut in the table of nuts, but the Macadamia is indisputably the top of the nut tree, so to speak

Mart.

Contra · Post by **Contra** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 10:03 pm

kingtubby wrote:
the_planet wrote:Also, walnuts fucking suck.
Cashews are the superior nuts.
Granted, the Cashew sits atop the Walnut in the table of nuts, but the Macadamia is indisputably the top of the nut tree, so to speak

Mart.

then unsalted/raw cashews top that.

kingtubby · Post by **kingtubby** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 10:06 pm

Contra wrote:
kingtubby wrote:
the_planet wrote:Also, walnuts fucking suck.
Cashews are the superior nuts.
Granted, the Cashew sits atop the Walnut in the table of nuts, but the Macadamia is indisputably the top of the nut tree, so to speak

Mart.
then unsalted/raw cashews top that.

My unsalted Macadamia beats your unsalted Cashew hands-down!!

Mart.

Tarekith · Post by **Tarekith** » Sat Mar 24, 2007 10:18 pm

I like salted in the shell peanuts.