why does everybody say Ableton?

jez3122 · Post by **jez3122** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 8:01 pm

nebulae wrote:
jez3122 wrote:I'm on first name terms because i consider ableton a good friend
I've had sex with Ableton. During the afterwards "cuddling" which Ableton required, there was plenty of pillow talk...I literally couldn't get Ableton to shut the hell up. One of the things Ableton mentioned is that you definitely are not a good friend. You never call. You don't write. It's over man, deal with it. Ableton's mine now. Although I really just want to go home afterwards because I'd rather make some music instead of cuddling.

I know about your so called relationship....Ableton and myself laugh about it...Ableton says your inadiquate lol.....And i DO write and call! this is slander!

You may get operator and Sampler every other weekend and the holidays if your lucky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
See you in court Bitch!

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 8:52 pm

^ I didn't want to have to sink to this level, but you leave me no choice. Ableton has informed me that there is a restraining order out against you. Ableton is fed up with the fact that you don't have a job, and that your sense of humor is not nearly as wacky as the Germans. It's just not gonna work out.

jb61264 · Post by **jb61264** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 8:53 pm

...so many haters in the world....tsk tsk

jez3122 · Post by **jez3122** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 9:04 pm

My solicitor says i can't speak to you neb.....something about you touching Operator in an inappropriate manner or something...
Operator and Sampler have now been taken into care

you bastard!

I loved them Kids...but not the way you did! sick!!

You'll pay for this!

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 9:07 pm

This just in...Robert Henke has denounced you as the father of Operator and Sampler. He has submitted DNA tests, and you are NOT the source. Therefore, you have no authority to deny me visitation.

Poster · Post by **Poster** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 9:17 pm

and here comes the laughing 3rd..

while you two believers think the love is real; mwhuuhahaha..

all real estate at Schonhauser Allee has been sold,
employees are now all working at NI,
and the answering machine runs a loop of Dom saying "we're currently too busy.. please try again later.."

and 'Aby' (that's how I nickname her) is waiting for me to arrive at the yacht..

note to self: don't forget to pack that hawai shirt Aby gave me last Christmas..

bon voyage suckersszzz

jez3122 · Post by **jez3122** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 9:17 pm

Phew!!!!!
It's already costin me around 300 a week child support for Analog alone...
you just saved me 100's!! Cheers neb i owe ya 1

L8r Bitch

jez3122 · Post by **jez3122** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 9:19 pm

Poster wrote:and here comes the laughing 3rd..

while you two believers think the love is real; mwhuuhahaha..

all the real estate at Schonhauser Allee has been sold,
employees are now all working at NI,
and the answering machine runs a loop of Dom saying "we're currently too busy.. please try again later.."

and 'Aby' (that's how I nickname her) is waiting for me to arrive at the yacht..

note to self: don't forget to pack that hawai shirt Aby gave me last Christmas
bon voyage suckersszzz

Your trippin!!!! seek help....... NOW!

thefool · Post by **thefool** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 9:26 pm

come on man, get a live..

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 9:28 pm

thefool wrote:come on man, get a live..

Aby live?

cause that's what I call her

Poster · Post by **Poster** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 9:28 pm

thefool wrote:come on man, get a live..

you should join at Fun Fun Friday..

even worse..

nebulae · Post by **nebulae** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 9:30 pm

Poster wrote:
thefool wrote:come on man, get a live..

you should join at Fun Fun Friday..

even worse..

I take deep personal offense to this statement.

well, ok, it's somewhat true. But still!!!!!!!!!!!!

no_barcode · Post by **no_barcode** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 9:33 pm

"Ableton Live" sounds perfectly acceptable to me, and yet "Ableton's Live" sounds very weird. I don't know why.

Poster · Post by **Poster** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 9:34 pm

nebulae wrote:
Poster wrote:
thefool wrote:come on man, get a live..

you should join at Fun Fun Friday..

even worse..
I take deep personal offense to this statement.

well, ok, it's somewhat true. But still!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll compensate you generously tomorrow at the new episode..

We have wifi on the yacht

hacktheplanet · Post by **hacktheplanet** » Thu Dec 06, 2007 11:00 pm

I always, always say Live. Everyone I know says Ableton and I don't get it.