Studio Vs Girlfriend

beats me · Post by **beats me** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 10:49 pm

djadonis206 wrote:
beats me wrote:I got rid of all my relationship problems by not having one.

Women are like lemurs, pretty to look at and cool to impress your friends but expensive as shit and totally unnecessary to get the job done.
Those who can afford 'em have 'em

those [in a southern accent] can't just can't

How right you are to see women as an expense. They are also a depreciating asset.

doc holiday · Post by **doc holiday** » Fri Feb 29, 2008 11:43 pm

beats me wrote: They are also a depreciating asset.

if your unlucky they can be an appreciating asset

Tone Deft · Post by **Tone Deft** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 12:46 am

beats me wrote:
djadonis206 wrote:
beats me wrote:I got rid of all my relationship problems by not having one.

Women are like lemurs, pretty to look at and cool to impress your friends but expensive as shit and totally unnecessary to get the job done.
Those who can afford 'em have 'em

those [in a southern accent] can't just can't
How right you are to see women as an expense. They are also a depreciating asset.

not at all. the sex gets better since you've been practicing for years with the same person, she learns your quirks and put up with them and you get better at taking care of each other. I'd hate to start over and teach a new woman the inverted monkey position.

cmcg37 · Post by **cmcg37** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 7:43 am

Yeah stupid girl friends. . .

What is her phone number?

mohler · Post by **mohler** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 8:27 am

I'd say find the right one..... and then it's about finding a good balance.

My wife has her own studio!

Maybe she's on some artists forum bitching that I insist on taking her out to breakfast on the weekend, when she wants to get down to her studio or that I keep meeting her at her there and dragging her to the pub for a beer.

Any way it's early Saturday morning and I'm making a break for my studio now.... where's my coffee cup....

xrayfish · Post by **xrayfish** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 8:04 pm

beats me wrote:I got rid of all my relationship problems by not having one.

Women are like lemurs, pretty to look at and cool to impress your friends but expensive as shit and totally unnecessary to get the job done.

Methinks Beats Me should be called 'Beats Off'

overdub · Post by **overdub** » Sat Mar 01, 2008 8:54 pm

you make me so sad
I even started making music and joined the Ableton Forum using the moniker"Overdub" so that we would have more in common.... but geee....now I really don't know anymore

mohler · Post by **mohler** » Sun Mar 02, 2008 8:08 am

overdub wrote:you make me so sad
I even started making music and joined the Ableton Forum using the moniker"Overdub" so that we would have more in common.... but geee....now I really don't know anymore

Beautiful^^^^^^

S127 · Post by **S127** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 3:03 pm

some nice reading in this thread

forge · Post by **forge** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 3:14 pm

pixelbox wrote:
mikemc wrote:
beats me wrote:9 PM is when a guy's day is just beginning and everything before that was a stream of obligations and BS they didn't want to do in the first place.
That, or some derivative thereof, should be on a t-shirt.
Holy shit! That is my life in a nutshell. Dayum. Good to know I'm not alone.

I can't believe I missed this thread

as usual, Beatsme sums it all up in 100% true to life, self depricating splendour

ollyb303 · Post by **ollyb303** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 3:41 pm

LOL.

Very funny.

It's true, my wife passes out around 9 or 10, then I get my time. I look forward to it all day.

djsynchro · Post by **djsynchro** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 3:56 pm

Women have come
Women have gone
Some left at night
Some left at dawn
Some were around for seasons or years
Some were around for a night and some beers
Some left smiling
Some left in tears
Some do not speak to me
Some are still dear
Many years later, the studio's still here!

7G · Post by 7G » Thu Jan 22, 2009 4:05 pm

Why don't have both?
My inspiration hits red when ma girl plays da Virus naked!!!!!

ollyb303 · Post by **ollyb303** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 4:16 pm

7G wrote:Why don't have both?
My inspiration hits red when ma girl plays da Virus naked!!!!!

Pics or STFU!

buzby · Post by **buzby** » Thu Jan 22, 2009 4:22 pm

i can never seem to meet a girl who´s into playing with ableton and gets the shivers when you see a cool-ass sexy midi controller ...

but how about having a girlfriend in the studio who could dance like this to your tunes ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_TjGQbUz36Q

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Studio Vs Girlfriend

OH SWEET HONEY....

Re: OH SWEET HONEY....