OT best response to the boyfriend statement

beats me · Post by **beats me** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 6:47 pm

With many years in the field I've come up with a lot of good responses and actions to certain social situations, but I've never come up with a good come back to "I have a boyfriend" which is even more unnerving when you didn't say or do anything that would justify that information being presented.

I think this guy has come up with the best response.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4faSs0mg_pI

You're probably thinking it anyway so why not just come out and say it.

Martyn · Post by **Martyn** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 7:33 pm

morerecords · Post by **morerecords** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 7:35 pm

That guy is funny. He was the doctor on the show "Garth Merenghi's 'Drak PLaces'
Have you seen it? Fucking hilarious show, it's kind a of a cross between Spaceballs and Twin peaks....

3dot... · Post by **3dot...** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 8:21 pm

hehe...
...yep that line's a Bummer....

Precision · Post by **Precision** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 8:26 pm

morerecords wrote:That guy is funny. He was the doctor on the show "Garth Merenghi's 'Drak PLaces'
Have you seen it? Fucking hilarious show, it's kind a of a cross between Spaceballs and Twin peaks....

Oh, man! I thought I was gonna die when I watched Garth Marenghi I laughed so much

Same guy plays Dixon Bainbridge in the equally awesome "Mighty Boosh"

Sibanger · Post by **Sibanger** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 9:24 pm

Thats fucking great! Almost fell off my chair.

"I would be honored if my lady would christen the rope folly I have erect----ed"

beats me · Post by **beats me** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 9:38 pm

The examples in that video are fairly harmless but I'm sure you've been in that situation where you're having a really god time or conversation with somebody and she has to blurt out "I have a boyfriend" for no reason whatsoever other than she is feeling guilty for enjoying your company and being overly flirtatious. That's when I want to do exactly what this guy did, my hero of the week.

aqua_tek · Post by **aqua_tek** » Fri Apr 25, 2008 9:39 pm

smooth

johnathon doe · Post by **johnathon doe** » Sat Apr 26, 2008 6:20 am

Sometimes what you think in your heart is funny...

pure gold.

b0unce · Post by **b0unce** » Sat Apr 26, 2008 8:20 am

beats me wrote:The examples in that video are fairly harmless but I'm sure you've been in that situation where you're having a really god time or conversation with somebody and she has to blurt out "I have a boyfriend" for no reason whatsoever other than she is feeling guilty for enjoying your company and being overly flirtatious. That's when I want to do exactly what this guy did, my hero of the week.

thanks for explaining the sketch.
twice.

8O · Post by 8O » Sat Apr 26, 2008 8:47 am

Great video.

My response was always "Oh, it's ok, I don't mind." Which worked... very occasionally.

aqua_tek · Post by **aqua_tek** » Sat Apr 26, 2008 9:18 am

8O wrote:Great video.

My response was always "Oh, it's ok, I don't mind." Which worked... very occasionally.

actually, not too far from my usual response whenever i find myself in that situaiton:

"oh is he here? no? well then out of sight, out of mind, right honey?" (a little risky but sometimes it does wor).

Sibanger · Post by **Sibanger** » Sat Apr 26, 2008 8:56 pm

aqua_tek wrote:
8O wrote:Great video.

My response was always "Oh, it's ok, I don't mind." Which worked... very occasionally.

actually, not too far from my usual response whenever i find myself in that situaiton:

"oh is he here? no? well then out of sight, out of mind, right honey?" (a little risky but sometimes it does wor).

I usually say something like:

"well, I don't want to fuck your boyfriend!"

liveISlife · Post by **liveISlife** » Sun Apr 27, 2008 1:47 am

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Geezus · Post by **Geezus** » Sun Apr 27, 2008 1:55 am

People seem to forget the fact that girls cheat on their boyfriends. A lot. "I have a boyfriend" usually means "I am in an unhappy relationship and need a sense of adventure and excitement"

OT best response to the boyfriend statement

OT best response to the boyfriend statement

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