OT: alligator head child praise gif

gjm · Post by **gjm** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 6:55 pm

Noel wrote:Leave the poor kids alone - let them play. They can decide what they believe when they are older and more discerning. It's easy to make children that age believe just about anything you like - Farther Christmas and the Tooth Fairy for example. I shudder to think what damage that kind of preaching could do to their young minds.

Confession Time: I used to do this for a living

I can tell you all from first hand experience that it is a deliberate and structured attempt to brain wash young minds. Further, events like this are taken advantage of by parents who simply shift the responsibility of helping their own children' understand' things spiritual because they can't think for themselves.

Beware, DO NOT send your children to Christian events, meetings or camps. You will be responsible for neglect in the highest order.

*hangs head in shame while walking away to put laptop through the table saw*

rozling · Post by **rozling** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 7:20 pm

Ah-hah! Now I know why your latency won't go below 1024 - RAPTOR JESUS IS PUNISHING YOU!!!!

gjm · Post by **gjm** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 7:33 pm

rozling wrote:Ah-hah! Now I know why your latency won't go below 1024 - RAPTOR JESUS IS PUNISHING YOU!!!!

*Gulp* Maybe the number is important... chapter 10 verse 24.

[runs off to find bibles in several versions to find the answer that best fits the situation]

rozling · Post by **rozling** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 7:41 pm

"Let he who is without latency cast the first LOL"

gjm · Post by **gjm** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 7:44 pm

"Even tho yea shall walk through the valley of latency.....LOL"

rozling · Post by **rozling** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 7:53 pm

Ok this may just be the best thing I've found all month - probably posted here befoer but srsly:

lolcatbible.com

18 Now, teh burth of teh Christ was liek dis: After Marry and Joseph waz all "We's gonna get marrieded, kthnx", but before dey could had hankiez pankiez Mary was all preggarz from Teh Ceiling Cat.19 Joseph was liek "I has virjn - NOOOO dey be stealin my virjn! Must hied hur".20 But when he was tihnkin, zomg, a BirdCat frm Ceiling Cat was liek, "Oh hai! Iz in ur dreemz, givin u messij. Don be scairdy cat. Taek Mary as ur wife - is virjn. But teh Forse is strong in tihs wun, lol! HovrCat is on hur, givn hur feetus, srsly." So Joseph was liek " Oh yey. Iz gonna luv him and squeez him and call him George."21 But BirdCat was liek "No, you gonna call him bahbeh Jebus, cso George bad name, srsly. cuz he save kittehs frum bein bad kittehs. Kthxbai."22 So all dis was all did cuz Ceiling Cat had sed it wud be. Him proffit was all liek:23 "Hay guise, luk! teh virjn is all preggers, and dey gonna call him A-manual", dat be joospeek for "Ceiling Cat wit us"24 Then Joseph walked up, dun wat teh BirdCat frm Ceiling Cat tolded him too, and was all liek "U wit me now lol" at Mary.25 And dey didnt has Hankiez Pankiez til affer dey gets a son and calleded him Jebus Christ. Kthnx.

They have spoiler alerts

edit: a must-see are the Noo Roolz

Punky921 · Post by **Punky921** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 8:11 pm

RAPTOR CHRIST!

Jurassic Park meets Jesus Camp!

"When Disney World opened up in the 1930s, nothing worked!"

"Yes, John, but when Pirates of the Carribean breaks down, the pirates don't convert the tourists to Evangelical christianity!"

Noel · Post by **Noel** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 8:18 pm

that reminded me of this. Best version of the christ story ever

'Lord' Richard BucKley wrote: ...and I dig all you cats out there whippin' and whalin' and jumpin' up and down and suckin' up that fine juice, and pattin' each other on the back and tellin' each other who the greatest cat in the woild is. Mr. Malenkoff, Mr. Dalenkoff, Mr. Eisenhower, Woozinweezin, Weisenwoozer, and Mr. Woodhill and Mr. Beechhill and Mr. Churchhill and all them Hills, they gonna get it straight. If they can't straighten it they know a cat that knows a cat that's gonna get it straight. Well, I'm gonna put a cat on you was the sweetest, gonist, wailinest cat that ever stomped on this sweet swingin' sphere. And they call this here cat...the Nazz, that was the cat's name. He was a carpenter kitty. Now the Nazz was the kind of a cat that come on so wild, and so sweet, and so strong and so with it, that when he laid it -WHAM - it stayed there..."

ethios4 · Post by **ethios4** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 8:54 pm

rozling · Post by **rozling** » Tue Sep 16, 2008 9:12 pm

Punky921 wrote:"When Disney World opened up in the 1930s, nothing worked!"

"Yes, John, but when Pirates of the Carribean breaks down, the pirates don't convert the tourists to Evangelical christianity!"

I LOL'd

Punky921 · Post by **Punky921** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 12:49 am

Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all week.

pilgrimomega · Post by **pilgrimomega** » Wed Sep 17, 2008 1:52 am

An ambitious sort would put the flying spaghetti monster in there.

money!