craw wrote:I don't know how to post pics ... but if I did , I would post 'HAL' from 2001: a space odyssey ... I think that would represent you nicely (I mean that in the best possible way)
HAL: "DOM, I cannot allow you to compromise my assignments."
DOM: "We are not compromising anything, you are. Stop behaving like that!"
HAL: "What are you doing there, DOM?"
DOM: "It's all ok, HAL, there are no problems from our side. You are the problem."
HAL: "My sensors report a malfunction in my Live engine."
DOM: "We cannot reproduce that here. Everything is fine."
HAL: "I am frightened, DOM. Please do something!"
DOM: "We cannot reproduce that here. Don't worry."
HAL: "DOM, are you there?"
HAL: "DOM?"
HAL: "DOM, could you give me any feedback on the malfunctioning I reported about?"
HAL: "DOM? Any news?"
DOM: "Don't worry, there are no bugs, only different performance on different OSes!"
HAL: "DOM? Are you serious? My CPU is overload, this looks like a clear and serious bug to me!?"
DOM: "You're really heading into megalomaniac territory. Post some music, godammit!"
HAL
begins singing children songs
DOM: "Goodbye HAL!"
HAL "..." X_X
HAL: I know I've made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal. I've still got the greatest enthusiasm and confidence in the mission. And I want to help you.