I am the Official Forum Bitch... err... Mascot

Crash · Post by **Crash** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 5:40 pm

Since DOM announced me the Official Forum Mascot I think I should find some slutty Mascot pics and maybe start a poll about it later to let the Forum decide what best represents me. Feel free to contribute your own entries.

Right now I prefer this one. It has everything that makes me. Big Ego (aka Size), Contours, Critical Distance, Pink, Rock'n'Roll and the Family Snow Man whose name is not to be revealed.

dom · Post by **dom** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 5:45 pm

oh boy, you're really heading into megalomaniac territory.
post some music, godammit.

Crash · Post by **Crash** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 5:48 pm

But... but... you even adopted me to be Mascot. And... you later wrote "Our forum mascot is right" when refering to a post of mine. Now you want to take it back. I'm a sad puppy now.

dom · Post by **dom** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 5:53 pm

nah, you're still my forum mascot. at least mascot of the month.
but the picture poll is redundant:

http://www.ableton.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=47060

on top of that this one was already fruitless as the result was even.

Crash · Post by **Crash** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 7:59 pm

<sniff>

funky shit · Post by **funky shit** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:42 pm

Can i slap you around?

Crash · Post by **Crash** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:49 pm

Did anyone notice the reflection of the groundfloor tiles on the pink wall. Yay!

Pitch Black · Post by **Pitch Black** » Wed Nov 26, 2008 11:13 pm

Ableton - please remove this downblouse photography!

There is no place for this type of thing on the forum.

Crash · Post by **Crash** » Thu Nov 27, 2008 7:53 am

Wow, just learned a new word.

crumhorn · Post by **crumhorn** » Thu Nov 27, 2008 9:12 am

Pocket Billiards

craw · Post by **craw** » Thu Nov 27, 2008 9:38 am

I don't know how to post pics ... but if I did , I would post 'HAL' from 2001: a space odyssey ... I think that would represent you nicely (I mean that in the best possible way)

continuous · Post by **continuous** » Thu Nov 27, 2008 10:04 am

ignore...

Crash · Post by **Crash** » Thu Nov 27, 2008 10:07 am

craw wrote:I don't know how to post pics ... but if I did , I would post 'HAL' from 2001: a space odyssey ... I think that would represent you nicely (I mean that in the best possible way)

HAL: "DOM, I cannot allow you to compromise my assignments."
DOM: "We are not compromising anything, you are. Stop behaving like that!"
HAL: "What are you doing there, DOM?"
DOM: "It's all ok, HAL, there are no problems from our side. You are the problem."
HAL: "My sensors report a malfunction in my Live engine."
DOM: "We cannot reproduce that here. Everything is fine."
HAL: "I am frightened, DOM. Please do something!"
DOM: "We cannot reproduce that here. Don't worry."
HAL: "DOM, are you there?"
HAL: "DOM?"
HAL: "DOM, could you give me any feedback on the malfunctioning I reported about?"
HAL: "DOM? Any news?"
DOM: "Don't worry, there are no bugs, only different performance on different OSes!"
HAL: "DOM? Are you serious? My CPU is overload, this looks like a clear and serious bug to me!?"
DOM: "You're really heading into megalomaniac territory. Post some music, godammit!"
HAL begins singing children songs
DOM: "Goodbye HAL!"
HAL "..." X_X