jagermiester is of the devil

Johnisfaster · Post by **Johnisfaster** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 8:17 am

nathann, I'd call your friend and man up to the couch. Offer to buy a new one. You'll feel better about it and embarrasment isn't worth losing a friend. They will prolly just laugh with you.

SuperBassMexican · Post by **SuperBassMexican** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 8:18 am

my wife and I laughed at this for a while.

nathannn · Post by **nathannn** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 8:47 am

Johnisfaster wrote:nathann, I'd call your friend and man up to the couch. Offer to buy a new one. You'll feel better about it and embarrasment isn't worth losing a friend. They will prolly just laugh with you.

maybe i will call her in a week or something.

but what if (just hang on a second)
i was to tell you that i actually pissed the couch while in my drunken sleep?
and that i actually made it to the toilet for the puking part?

now would you call her and say your sorry for pissing there couch?

cause thats what happend damnit...

i pissed the couch..ok?

then puked the toilet.

then ran around like a mad man trying to cover all of the evidence.

im so not calling and apologizing for pissing the couch..

why? why? why? why?

jager is of satan

SubFunk · Post by **SubFunk** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 10:35 am

nathannn wrote:
Johnisfaster wrote:nathann, I'd call your friend and man up to the couch. Offer to buy a new one. You'll feel better about it and embarrasment isn't worth losing a friend. They will prolly just laugh with you.
maybe i will call her in a week or something.

but what if (just hang on a second)
i was to tell you that i actually pissed the couch while in my drunken sleep?
and that i actually made it to the toilet for the puking part?

now would you call her and say your sorry for pissing there couch?

cause thats what happend damnit...

i pissed the couch..ok?

then puked the toilet.

then ran around like a mad man trying to cover all of the evidence.

im so not calling and apologizing for pissing the couch..

why? why? why? why?

jager is of satan

rubish, stand your man and be honest, not being honest is being a pussy.

p.s. jägermeister is cough syrup, mate.

must have been something else, dude

Landser · Post by **Landser** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 12:37 pm

IMO one or two rounds Jägermeister around midnight, when everyone is already becoming a bit fatigued, does the same wonders like Tequila at the very late night.

terragong · Post by **terragong** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 1:34 pm

please drink more ....
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/J%C3%A4germeister

stonee · Post by **stonee** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 4:01 pm

nathannn wrote:
Johnisfaster wrote:nathann, I'd call your friend and man up to the couch. Offer to buy a new one. You'll feel better about it and embarrasment isn't worth losing a friend. They will prolly just laugh with you.
maybe i will call her in a week or something.

but what if (just hang on a second)
i was to tell you that i actually pissed the couch while in my drunken sleep?
and that i actually made it to the toilet for the puking part?

now would you call her and say your sorry for pissing there couch?

cause thats what happend damnit...

i pissed the couch..ok?

then puked the toilet.

then ran around like a mad man trying to cover all of the evidence.

im so not calling and apologizing for pissing the couch..

why? why? why? why?

jager is of satan

piss is sterile, and if you drank enough, you probably just pissed water anyways. once it dries, she won't know.

telekom · Post by **telekom** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 10:47 pm

Jagermeister is amazing. I drank a lot of it in Black Frog in Vancouver with my cousin, plus lots of Guinness. Then I got on the plane back to Scotland. Jesus, I was flying even before I got on the plane.

Black Frog is a very cool bar. I hope it's still there (Cambie Street?). Next time I'm in Black Frog you should all come down and I'll buy you all a Jager.

Promise.

telekom · Post by **telekom** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 10:48 pm

telekom wrote:Next time I'm in Black Frog you should all come down and I'll buy you all a Jager. Promise.

Except you nathann, no Jager for you, you bad pissy pukey boy. You're having a pint of Buckfast against the clock and a bucket.

dhilsabeck · Post by **dhilsabeck** » Fri Jan 02, 2009 11:54 pm

mkelly wrote: have a bottle of White Lightning...

I got a headache just thinking about that.

dootdoot · Post by **dootdoot** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 1:31 am

Jaegermeister is an old German word meaning: how did I get in this dumpster, and where did I leave my pants?

I can hold my share of drink but had my worst time ever after seriously overdoing the Jaeger. I feel for ya, but still, stop being a pussy!

Voodu · Post by **Voodu** » Sat Jan 03, 2009 4:27 am

If she's a real friend she'll understand man. I can't even count how many times I've been in a similar situation. Kind of the reason I don't drink as heavily anymore:)

The main thing working in your favor is, it was new years eve for christ sake. If ever there were an acceptable night to piss on someone elses furniture that's the night.

Maybe just call her and make a general apology for anything that may have offended her.